Surfin' New York, yes I'm surfin' New York
Surfin' New York, yes I'm surfin' New York

Havin' sex on the rocky beaches
I've got lotsa rocks in my breeches
No I don't know how they got in the laundry
No I'm not doin' the nasty moma

Mama no mama no mama no mama no
No mama no mama no mama no

No those aren't crack rocks don't be silly
That's just some crusty jizz from my willy
No mama no I'm not abusin' myself
No mama no don't kick me outa the house

Oh mama no mama no mama no mama no
No mama no mama no mama no

I'll cut my hair like you wanted me to
And I'll go to family gatherings like I never do
I'll even throw out all of my rowdy CDs
I'll even stop smokin' all of the tree's
Oh mama no mama no mama please...

No mama no mama no mama no
No mama no mama no mama no
No mama no mama no mama no
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no mama no mama no (no no mama)
No mama no don't turn into the devil
I'm gonna have to kill you and eat you if you do that mama, nooooooo!

Ha ha ha righteous...

(solo)

Surfin' New York, yes I'm surfin' New York
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York (no no mama)
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York (no no mama)
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York (no no mama)
Surfin' New York, and I'm surfin' New York (no no mama)
Surfin' New York...